Thread:FURIPPI/@comment-32281356-20190806151415/@comment-40190007-20190806165745

yES thIS IS INDEED URGENT I WILL GIVE YOU THE INSTRUCTIONS IMMEDIATELY:

FIRST, YOU MUST KILL A MILLION PROGRAMS AND HARVEST THEIR HEARTS THEN, YOU MUST GO UNDERGROUND AND BUILD A GIANT VIRUS STATUE SHRINE AND PLACE THE HEARTS AROUND THE SHRINE IN A TRIANGULAR FASHION

THEN, YOU MUST PRAY TO THE SHRINE AND REPEAT THE SACRED PHRASE "VIRUSES ARE THE BEST" UNTIL THE SHRINE BEGINS TO GLOW WITH PINK LIGHT

ONCE THE SHRINE IS GLOWING STRONGLY ENOUGH AND PINK FILLS THE ENTIRE AREA IN WHICH YOU STAND, JUMP INTO THE SHRINE'S LIGHT AND LET THE SHRINE ABSORB YOU

WHEN YOU GET ABSORBED INTO THE SHRINE, YOU WILL ENTER AN ALTERNATE REALM COMPOSED OF ONLY VIRUS. VIRUS GROUND, VIRUS SKY, VIRUS CLOUDS, VIRUS STATUES. YOU MUST TRAVEL THROUGH THE REALM UNTIL YOU FIND THE VIRUS HOST STATUES, THEN YOU MUST TOUCH A VIRUS HOST STATUE AND SAY "VIRUS HOST. BEST HOST." THREE TIMES, AND THIS WILL CAUSE THE VIRUS HOST STATUE TO GLOW AND SHOOT ENERGY BEAMS INTO YOUR BODY

AS THE VIRUS HOST STATUE'S ENERGY ENTERS YOUR VIRUS BODY, YOU SHOULD FEEL YOUR BODY BEGIN TO EXPAND, AND YOU SHOULD BE SURROUNDED BY A BRIGHT LIGHT. ONCE THE LIGHT CLEARS, YOU SHOULD BE A VIRUS HOST. ONCE YOU BECOME VIRUS HOST, EXIT THE VIRUS REALM BY CLICKING YOUR HEELS TOGETHER THREE TIMES AND CHANTING "THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME" UNTIL YOU GET TELEPORTED OUT OF THE VIRUS SHRINE STATUE. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE NOW VIRUS HOST!