Talk:Mauvy/@comment-43334530-20190813104041/@comment-40190007-20191003015402

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Well, y'see, Viruses make the best loves in the entire Dataverse. How so, you may ask? Well, first off, they've got the looks. Smooth and cone-shaped all around, with a few cone-shaped spikes jutting out from time to time. They look menacing, but also cute and beautiful at the same time, an excellent combo. With a love who has a bit of threat in their appearance and doesn't just look all cutesy with no bite, other datafolks trying to snatch you up won't want to mess with your Virus love, and will immediately steer clear and avoid initiating conflict. In the case that they do choose to go after you and initiate conflict despite the appearance and species of your Virus love, your Virus love can immediately spring into action, defending you from all danger, as all Viruses are great fighters. They're agile and swift, and can rip anyone who threatens your life to datashreds, and they can even go hunting for you and bring you some good food, like a fresh Program Heart or two, or some food that they threatened the local McDod Employee for. A beautiful bodyguard AND hunter who will fill up your fridge for the winter, an amazing combo that's just impossible to turn down! Not only do Viruses have that combo, but Viruses also have great voices that are soothing to listen to. Every time your Virus love begins to talk, you will feel the magic. Even their battle cries as they slaughter the innocent will enchant you, for Virus battle cries are both scary and melodious at the same time. Viruses also have great personalities: Cunning, intelligent, rough, sadistic, and vicious with fresh charm. As stated earlier, all those who attempt to mess with you will suffer, or steer clear if they are wise enough to know how the ways of the Virus work. Your enemies will die a painful death while your Virus love chuckles sadistically, and you get free front-row tickets to watch! Viruses also have the ability to infect other Databeings and turn them into more Viruses, which is another plus. The more Viruses, the merrier, after all. All in all, Viruses make the perfect loves, and therefore meproposes the question, "Who couldn't love a Virus?"