User:MALlet.EXE

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Mallet is a malware with full intent to destroy the internet with a malware named Malst. He usually wields a mallet. Known as "Mr. Mallet" Which in reality. Is a Warhammer. He has a scar on his eye, a coat, and an officer's hat. He also is a darker blue, unlike most malware. Some quick facts about Mallet. ===== He usually breaks into a computer by bandwagoning a USB cord or malware that can enter the computer easily. He proceeds to name a single file "Shattered by a Mallet" with a picture of broken glass. Upon clicking this file. He spams the picture of glass breaking with irritating glass shatter sounds. And the computer usually crashes after 2-3 minutes.
 * 1) He has a severe phobia of everything if he doesn't have his Warhammer close.
 * 2) He is Malst's second hand
 * 3) He can edit his own page as the person types this but has the decency of being kind for other pages despite being a literal malware. Yea I don't wanna be a clown
 * 4) His name is a literal pun of his affiliation. MALlet.
 * 5) He isn't based off of Mallet which belongs to SillySquidy456. He was made before I was aware of Mallet's existence and I'm sorry in advance silly.
 * 6) No. He won't talk about himself

He has +&![;jH+hh;[n+!#!(?. Oh uh. I'm Mallet. Those people provided enough info. If you wanna ask questions. Just ask away.

Signed

MALlet.EXE. Who totally isn't plotting the demise of the internet.￼

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