Processor Priest

Processor Priests are benevolent Anthro entities who exist and reside in Processor Palaces. They are one of the closest and strongest protectors of Motherboards.

Lore
Processor Priests are considered the kings of their respective Computers and are extremely important for the computer. They are also the head preachers of Processorism, a religion in the Dataverse which recognizes a computer user as "[...] the one, divine ruler of [their] computer" -DuncanDunclub. Additionally, the religion states that "[...] all [computer] inhabitants must help to preserve the computer and do as the user wishes" -DuncanDunclub.

Processor Priests, when a computer's defenses have been raised, are a prime target for Corruptions, as killing off a Processor Priest will make it easier to get to the Motherboard. However, killing a Processor Priest is no easy feat due to them being very strong.

Defeating the Motherboard of a computer before attacking a Priest will make the Priest much more easy to kill, as Processor Priests become severely crippled once the Motherboard is killed or captured, and in most cases they become severely depressed and demoralized on top of becoming crippled.

Like all Anthros, Processor Priests have a mini form that they downgrade to when directly injured to the point of becoming crippled in combat. It is unknown if they downgrade into the mini form when they are indirectly injured (i.e. the Motherboard getting killed) or if they just become weakened Anthros.

Appearance
Processor Priests have yellow color schemes. Their faces are large, outlined, glowing rhombuses with smaller rhombuses inside them. These symbols resemble the symbol of the Processor Palace itself. They wear long, high-collared robes with upside down, yellow triangles surrounding the collar. They also have four glowing hands levitating behind them.

The Pretty variants are very small and have a lime green color scheme with circular eyes. They wear loose-fitting robes with baggy hoods covering their heads that have circles surrounding the collar and a melting design around the waist. They have small, spherical hands levitating behind them. In their corrupted form, they have cyan color schemes with torn robes and peeved looks on their faces.

The Shy variants are slightly shorter with a slim build. They have a cyan blue color scheme and triangular eyes. They wear robes that have plunged necklines with hoods on with cloud-like designs and misshapen circular designs surrounding the bottom half. Their sleeves are also sewn on. In their corrupted form, they have pale purple color schemes with torn sleeves and sharp rhombuses as hands.

The Love variants are rather tall with slim, feminine builds and hot pink color-schemes. They have pentagon-shaped eyes with small heart shapes inside. They also have halos behind the lower parts of their heads with small hearts placed on them. They wear elegant robes with shoulder pads that have floating hearts and dots orbiting around their waist. The lower half of their robes are rounded with a slit on the front to reveal their hot pink shoes. In their corrupted form, they have an orange colour scheme with a broken heart eye and a hunchback.

The original Love variant design kept the similar design but had a more masculine build and a spade-shaped eye. They wore the same robe but with two triangles with dots around their waists. The end of their robes were spikey with love-heart shaped holes inside.

Weapons/Abilities
Presumably, like all royal/blessed entities, Processor Priests can sense whenever the computer User is using a program, application, a Sage, etc., directly.

Alternate Types
There are alternate types of Processor Priests, with the default type being the mascot of the Processor Priest Dataspecies:


 * Pretty
 * Shy
 * Default
 * Love
 * Muscle (Presumably)
 * Lush/War

Other Variants

 * Puppet (Non-Canon)

More Facts

 * Processor Priests, due to their focus being on trying to protect the Motherboard, lack a favorite food, and only desire meals that will keep them awake and energized. They love drinking coffee because it keeps them awake and energized.
 * Processor Followers follow in the steps of Processor Priests.
 * Processor Priests absolutely cannot leave the computer they are in because they are bound to the computer and therefore are physically prevented from leaving. According to DuncanDunclub, a Processor Priest "attempting to travel through an Inter-web portal will result in them hitting an invisible wall of sorts.  ''
 * As of July 21, 2021, Mini Processer Priest's name was changed to Processor Priest in Databrawl Roleplay.