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Spamley Mailington III is an individual Spam Mail. He is far weaker than any other units of his kind.

Lore
Spamley Mailington III, of the Mailington lineage, is the youngest member of his family of Spam Mail. Spamley, due to his sub-average intelligence, accepts and delivers E-mails from any sender to any recipient. He's gained a horrible reputation for this.

Spamley soon lost sight of what his motives were, coming to the conclusion that he had no purpose other than carrying dangerous E-Mails. So, he decided to go all-out with it. He took his emails to a far-away PC and used them as weapons to fight a war he had no business being in.

This war is still being waged, and Spamley can still be found as part of it. What that war is? That's for you to figure out.

More Facts

 * Spamley is easily distracted by sugary items like cake or ice cream.