User blog:Creepervilesavior/My fanmade joke team: EarWall

The EarWall team is a joke fanmade team that I made up, and is a formidible foe. It's desciption says, "a dank guy walked down a dank hall, and he became a computer. Good thing god knows how to party, or earth would die… like a pizza-sized piece of pee! Don't harm money! $$$$$$". It is considered not good or evil, but instead FloOF. This team's chat color is brown, but after 5 pixels it fades into blue in 3 pixels and stays like that for 2 pixels and then goes back into brown over 3 pixels, and it stays brown for 5 pixels and then the cycle repeats. It's healthbar color is this:

1%-10%: orange

11%-35%: black

36%-50%: yellow

51%-75%: white

76%-95%: brown

96%-100%: gray

Members
EarWall gut (byte), rare spawn, HP=1, speed=10,000 (wut). Weapon=none, but they can zap enemies with lasers to deal 15 damage, or zap an ally with a laser to heal 15HP.

EarWall gluehead (nybble), rare spawn, HP=65, speed=60. Weapon=FACE GODDESS (damage=40, description="you fat glutton-free warriors get off my wall!")

EarWall: HP=145, speed=40. Weapon=G-BUTLER (damage=70, description="I ate my old desk last night.")

EarWall chalkie (brawler), 1/4, 300HP, speed=50. Weapon=noob of my 😍 (damage=125, description="Those stupid bloatwares inflated my eyeball car!")

EarWall gaygurd (Bodier), rare spawn, 1,500HP, speed=40. Can jump. This combo makes it a swift bodier. It is also DOOM. Oh, and it heals 1HP every 0.3 seconds. Weapon=door eat toes (damage=300, description="gug. Door eat toes sounds like doritos, doesn't it?")

Graffiti
like viruses and malware, they made some graffiti.

McDod: on the roof of McDod, there is some graffiti of a giant EarWall gluehead eating a bloatware, a passionwall executor, and a princess RAM.

Cookie factory: on the left side of the cookie factory, there is some graffiti showing a program punching an EarWall and a motherboard screaming, "HEY! DON'T PUNCH OUR LORD AND SAVIOR EARWALL!"

Program apartments: on the wall that marks the first turn when entering program apartments, there is graffiti showing a malware on a virus symbol, both being crushed by an EarWall gaygurd.

Program apartments 2: on the inside of room F2, there are 10 drawings of EarWalls. Nothing else.

other: on the walls of the map, there is a drawing of an EarWall riding a blade of grass with 3 blue lines on it.